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Moved the whole PHP error discussion to a new thread:
http://www.daemonforums.org/showthread.php?t=5270
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This made me want to cry/vomit/laugh like a maniac (yeah, this is a production script):
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EXEC xp_cmdshell 'osql g:\somescript.sql' |
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Now that's a guy who has balls, showing up for the corporate picture looking the way he wants to look.
I also share his appreciation for beards. |
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religions, worst damnation of mankind "If 386BSD had been available when I started on Linux, Linux would probably never had happened." Linus Torvalds Linux is not UNIX! Face it! It is not an insult. It is fact: GNU is a recursive acronym for “GNU's Not UNIX”. vermaden's: links resources deviantart spreadbsd |
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Open source ftw
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I'm telling you, we need two forms of ID... bearded and unbearded. Just for times when a razor is required!
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Seen on Slashdot…
Code:
# (bash syntax, alter appropriately. BTW, not intended for *your* .profile :) export PS1="\nYou are in a room with many doors, all alike\n# " alias cd="echo That door is locked #" alias pwd="echo You are lost #" alias ls="echo It is too dark to see anything #" alias cat="echo It is too dark to see anything #" alias vi="echo You\\'re not strong enough to perform that action #" alias startx="echo I don\\'t understand #" alias exit="echo You don\\'t know the way out #" # And in case they try to remove their .profile... alias rm="echo I\\'m sorry Dave, I\\'m afraid I can\\'t do that #"
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Well, not as funny (it's kick@ss to be honest ), but here is a present I received from my girlfriend. A new journal/calendar.
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That is nice. She's a keeper!
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Been doing some reading on the Japanese nuclear reactor situation, and the reactor core is manufactured by Toshiba ...
Yes, the same Toshiba that makes cheapass crappy laptops. Not sure if this is funny or scary ... Or a mixture of both ... :-/
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